Donald Trump is Good for Something.

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I did it folks, I finally found a use for Donald Trump.

It has nothing to do with politics, it won’t get him elected and it won’t put the fate of the world into the hands of a megalomaniac.

It’s far more simple. Far more useful. Much more sustainable and a lot more productive.

I fed him to my worms.

I used a recent newspaper, which contained a picture of old Donald, to wrap up my food scraps before putting them into my compost pile. I call them Compost Kebabs.

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I place the kebabs into the compost pile directly, or sometimes I leave them in the freezer for a few days so that they then cool the compost pile itself as they defrost. The compost pile is prone to overheating in the tropics.

Feedback so far indicates that the worms are partial to a bit of Donald. They find him quite tasty for a mid afternoon snack as he lacks any real substance and, thus, won’t ruin their appetite for dinner.

Thanks to Donald, the worms have produced some fertile soil, from what was once predominantly clay. I’ve been able to place this around my plants and I’m expecting some more delicious organic papaya soon.

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Thanks Donald.

The first picture demonstrates just how excited Donald is to be contributing to the ecological future of our planet and the protection of earth’s vital and delicate ecosystems.

As I was placing him into the compost pile he indicated that he approved of the structure, which does resemble a fortress or a barrier and was actually designed to stop animals from getting into my compost. Donald said that being inside the barriers made him feel very secure.

So, now the question is, who should I put in next?

Also published on http://www.medium.com

 

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